When you install Windows (I taste vomit, yes) select Ireland as your region or you are...

A donkey, just as Microsoft likes you to be.

Right?

Don’t pretend like you don’t know what happens when you select a Digital Markets Act (DMA) country as your region when using the Out Of Box Experience (OOBE) installer.

There is NO WAY forever-time Windows users do not know what happens when you select a DMA country in the OOBE installer.